WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
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composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I didn't notice because vodka
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C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
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