He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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