When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
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Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
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Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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