I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
Randomize
