There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
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