Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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