Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
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Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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