but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
My balls are so social today.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
My feet surprised me
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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