toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
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If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
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I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
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