Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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