Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
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Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
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On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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