I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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