Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
My vagina is very pro this idea
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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