She just used a chaser for red wine.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
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