I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
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