Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
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