I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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