you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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