I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
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Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
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he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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