porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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