Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
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Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
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See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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