As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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