He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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