singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
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