Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
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I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
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Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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