Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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