Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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