no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
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