so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
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