in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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