That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
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