Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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