How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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