I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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