Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
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