Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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