If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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