we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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