Please don't use social media to get back at me.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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