This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
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He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
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rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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