it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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