Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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