omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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