Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
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after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
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We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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