Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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