Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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