It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
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