Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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