i don't plan on having that self control this summer
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
So much Jack, so little girl.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Randomize
