If that was your dad, he is hot
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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