I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
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if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
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What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
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