Well apparently he's into motor boating.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Randomize
