She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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