Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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