I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Randomize
