Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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