i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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